








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1229 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2067 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1825 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1918 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,122,402 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Literal Trash | 49% | 161 |
| #2 | Fred Trippin' | 48% | 69 |
| #3 | pointerless | 44% | 171 |
| #4 | S2Kreeper | 44% | 124 |
| #5 | Regal | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bozkat | 34 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Literal Trash | 26 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Razza215 | 23 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | pointerless | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Regal | 7 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pointerless | 249 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Literal Trash | 205 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bozkat | 188 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Razza215 | 119 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fred Trippin' | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regal | +6.24 | 72 | 28 |
| #2 | pointerless | +2.14 | 48 | 63 |
| #3 | Fred Trippin' | +1.12 | 56 | 39 |
| #4 | Literal Trash | +0.60 | 61 | 57 |
| #5 | Bozkat | +0.08 | 40 | 33 |





