








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1812 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1128 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 4388 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2957 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,580 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 948 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S2Kreeper | 54% | 123 |
| #2 | Literal Trash | 43% | 223 |
| #3 | Fred Trippin' | 43% | 108 |
| #4 | Regal | 42% | 92 |
| #5 | pointerless | 42% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razza215 | 60 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Literal Trash | 46 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | pointerless | 24 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Fred Trippin' | 19 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Regal | 11 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Literal Trash | 341 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Razza215 | 316 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | pointerless | 311 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | YaContinuamos | 126 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fred Trippin' | 84 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regal | +5.38 | 72 | 23 |
| #2 | pointerless | +2.11 | 45 | 64 |
| #3 | Fred Trippin' | +0.72 | 53 | 33 |
| #4 | Literal Trash | -0.12 | 57 | 58 |
| #5 | Bozkat | -0.24 | 42 | 33 |





