








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3666 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5028 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4005 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3116 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,212,090 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | S2Kreeper | 46% | 171 |
| #5 | Regal | 46% | 57 |
| #6 | YaContinuamos | 44% | 171 |
| #7 | Bozkat | 42% | 188 |
| #8 | Razza215 | 42% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bozkat | 50 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Literal Trash | 37 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Razza215 | 28 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Fred Trippin' | 27 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | YaContinuamos | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Literal Trash | 344 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Bozkat | 302 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Razza215 | 180 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | YaContinuamos | 144 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fred Trippin' | 104 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regal | +5.76 | 76 | 30 |
| #2 | pointerless | +2.26 | 47 | 64 |
| #3 | Literal Trash | +0.54 | 58 | 60 |
| #4 | Fred Trippin' | +0.00 | 57 | 37 |
| #5 | Bozkat | -0.41 | 42 | 37 |





