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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




286 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3678 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1966 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2867 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2413 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,168 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyAss | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | Bol M.D. | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | cryllo | 58% | 142 |
| #4 | VeeKoo | 58% | 71 |
| #5 | wave | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VeeKoo | +4.71 | 78 | 55 |
| #2 | KennyAss | +4.09 | 63 | 49 |
| #3 | wave | +3.39 | 65 | 40 |
| #4 | zxxzx | +3.37 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | cryllo | +2.50 | 62 | 50 |





