








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 935 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1772 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1448 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2059 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1246 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,153,802 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {_PK_}✪Robert3706✪ | 50% | 423 |
| #2 | MrPanda | 48% | 156 |
| #3 | UniKornPrincess | 40% | 83 |
| #4 | LT.Roach | 33% | 57 |
| #5 | WoLF InstiiNct | 31% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boerepompie | +2.44 | 62 | 43 |
| #2 | {_PK_}✪Robert3706✪ | +2.30 | 48 | 56 |
| #3 | MrPanda | -3.88 | 29 | 29 |
| #4 | UniKornPrincess | -4.95 | 12 | 29 |
| #5 | WoLF InstiiNct | -6.12 | 21 | 37 |





