








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 749 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1217 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 304 | 1% |
| Smokes | 8114 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 12411 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 2213 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,720,625 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠ֆɨռɨֆȶɛʀ☠ | 45% | 95 |
| #2 | CrypticMythh | 42% | 141 |
| #3 | Boerepompie | 40% | 83 |
| #4 | skeel oog piet | 39% | 89 |
| #5 | Conan | 39% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Boerepompie | 40% | 83 |
| #4 | skeel oog piet | 39% | 89 |
| #5 | Conan | 39% | 269 |
| #6 | ÎMÆGíÑ3 | 33% | 84 |
| #7 | :) | 33% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conan | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | skeel oog piet | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | :) | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ☠ֆɨռɨֆȶɛʀ☠ | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ÎMÆGíÑ3 | 7 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conan | 702 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #2 | ☠ֆɨռɨֆȶɛʀ☠ | 257 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | CrypticMythh | 216 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | ÎMÆGíÑ3 | 174 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | skeel oog piet | 114 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :) | +6.50 | 65 | 52 |
| #2 | Boerepompie | +6.18 | 63 | 40 |
| #3 | CrypticMythh | +3.57 | 41 | 63 |
| #4 | Conan | +3.33 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | skeel oog piet | +1.76 | 22 | 31 |





