








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 216 | 46% |
| Smokes | 103 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 81 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 65 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,785 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lata Velha | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | yatess | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Mafvy | 18% | 38 |
| #4 | ethereal | 17% | 6 |
| #5 | Susko | 9% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | yatess | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Mafvy | 18% | 38 |
| #4 | ethereal | 17% | 6 |
| #5 | Susko | 9% | 22 |
| #6 | Praga dos Infernos | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mafvy | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ethereal | 1 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Praga dos Infernos | 1 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | Lata Velha | 1 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Susko | 159 | 0.38 | 3 min |
| #2 | Mafvy | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | ethereal | 17 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | yatess | 14 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #5 | Praga dos Infernos | 11 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lata Velha | +10.34 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | yatess | +4.33 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | Mafvy | -1.76 | 18 | 23 |
| #4 | Praga dos Infernos | -2.75 | 29 | 61 |
| #5 | ethereal | -2.98 | 63 | 11 |





