








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 442 | 28% |
| Smokes | 405 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 172 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 562 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,038 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Praga dos Infernos | 31% | 13 |
| #2 | Nelson Ned | 18% | 38 |
| #3 | Susko | 15% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Praga dos Infernos | 31% | 13 |
| #2 | Nelson Ned | 18% | 38 |
| #3 | Susko | 15% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nelson Ned | 11 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Susko | 182 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #2 | Nelson Ned | 77 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Praga dos Infernos | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mafvy | -0.45 | 32 | 23 |
| #2 | Praga dos Infernos | -1.09 | 35 | 55 |
| #3 | Nelson Ned | -2.61 | 20 | 25 |
| #4 | Susko | -2.66 | 5 | 42 |





