








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 226 matches | ||
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3410 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1338 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3718 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2116 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,702 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedMoon | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | hevay ass | 47% | 91 |
| #3 | TopTwink | 43% | 120 |
| #4 | Rawboot | 41% | 126 |
| #5 | gambledore | 33% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedMoon | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | hevay ass | 47% | 91 |
| #3 | TopTwink | 43% | 120 |
| #4 | Rawboot | 41% | 126 |
| #5 | gambledore | 33% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hevay ass | 20 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | TopTwink | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Rawboot | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | gambledore | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | RedMoon | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rawboot | 419 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | TopTwink | 205 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | gambledore | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | hevay ass | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | RedMoon | 58 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rawboot | +2.67 | 15 | 56 |
| #2 | gambledore | +2.28 | 64 | 37 |
| #3 | RedMoon | +1.19 | 45 | 36 |
| #4 | hevay ass | +1.09 | 37 | 29 |
| #5 | I drive. | -1.55 | 19 | 49 |





