








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3129 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1852 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1706 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1628 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $322,793 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedMoon | 53% | 100 |
| #2 | Bobnus | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | I drive. | 41% | 126 |
| #4 | gambledore | 37% | 57 |
| #5 | TopTwink | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedMoon | 53% | 100 |
| #2 | Bobnus | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | I drive. | 41% | 126 |
| #4 | gambledore | 37% | 57 |
| #5 | TopTwink | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I drive. | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Bobnus | 5 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | gambledore | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | RedMoon | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | TopTwink | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I drive. | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | RedMoon | 132 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | gambledore | 121 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | TopTwink | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bobnus | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobnus | +1.81 | 46 | 45 |
| #2 | Rawboot | +1.10 | 19 | 57 |
| #3 | RedMoon | -0.69 | 45 | 33 |
| #4 | gambledore | -0.77 | 56 | 43 |
| #5 | I drive. | -2.42 | 18 | 47 |





