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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1052 | 29% |
| Smokes | 839 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 585 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1165 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,024,734 of utility $335 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | sunny | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | JohnsonDieYoung | 48% | 54 |
| #4 | Ductaculas | 47% | 51 |
| #5 | regginald | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WantonWagin | 395 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| #2 | Ductaculas | 169 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | JohnsonDieYoung | 160 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | sunny | 98 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #5 | Chexy <3 | 70 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sky | +4.19 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | +2.89 | 93 | 76 |
| #3 | Ductaculas | +1.73 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Jeux | +0.94 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | WantonWagin | +0.85 | 76 | 71 |





