








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1066 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 376 matches | ||
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7989 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9696 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5433 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 8311 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,939,179 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doyl | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Ductaculas | 52% | 155 |
| #4 | Chexy <3 | 50% | 103 |
| #5 | regginald | 50% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WantonWagin | 1354 | 0.28 | 40 min |
| #2 | Ductaculas | 581 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | Chexy <3 | 398 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | 215 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | regginald | 202 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tensdrippy DROP.SKIN | +3.29 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | cloudy | +2.29 | 83 | 49 |
| #3 | Doyl | +2.08 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | Ductaculas | +1.79 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | Ridicule | +0.56 | 68 | 66 |





