








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1489 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1192 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 987 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1003 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,652 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilallinen Nivalasta | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Vingga | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | JEREMNY | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | discopöllö | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Jese_ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilallinen Nivalasta | 237 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Vingga | 107 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | JEREMNY | 105 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jese_ | 96 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | dANNY | 86 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juwwk | +2.18 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | dANNY | +2.08 | 83 | 77 |
| #3 | itsroT | +1.69 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | Tharrr | +1.29 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | ile | +1.09 | 65 | 69 |





