








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1792 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 665 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8161 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7726 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6537 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8014 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,791,994 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 878 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tharrr | 56% | 215 |
| #2 | drh | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | dorofin | 54% | 228 |
| #4 | Tilallinen Nivalasta | 52% | 288 |
| #5 | Jese_ | 49% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilallinen Nivalasta | 38 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | dorofin | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Tharrr | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Jese_ | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Seksi Seppo | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilallinen Nivalasta | 1228 | 0.20 | 39 min |
| #2 | Tharrr | 720 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #3 | dorofin | 662 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | Seksi Seppo | 321 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | Jese_ | 319 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tilallinen Nivalasta | +2.09 | 60 | 74 |
| #2 | Tharrr | +1.49 | 59 | 69 |
| #3 | lehtja | +0.64 | 65 | 63 |
| #4 | JEREMNY | -0.44 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | Vingga | -0.48 | 62 | 75 |





