








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,666 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2555 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2622 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1970 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2519 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,709 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Simmik | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | sn1pe | 75% | 44 |
| #3 | cr4x2y | 75% | 51 |
| #4 | Visible | 69% | 16 |
| #5 | W1nther*JR | 69% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rb1dden | 464 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | W1nther*JR | 320 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | cr4x2y | 162 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Simmik | 138 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | sn1pe | 117 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Merzo | +3.55 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | W1nther*JR | +3.13 | 82 | 80 |
| #3 | AbaKD | +2.52 | 73 | 71 |
| #4 | sn1pe | +2.26 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | KN4PII | +0.95 | 79 | 61 |





