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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 904 | 26% |
| Smokes | 992 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 593 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 971 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $495,424 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F0rb1dden | 79% | 28 |
| #2 | Simmik | 77% | 48 |
| #3 | KN4PII | 75% | 44 |
| #4 | cr4x2y | 74% | 42 |
| #5 | Merzo | 72% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | W1nther*JR | 72% | 81 |
| #7 | Visible | 71% | 21 |
| #8 | Mordaqie | 67% | 54 |
| #9 | AbaKD | 65% | 51 |
| #10 | mm.madsen | 63% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Merzo | 5 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | W1nther*JR | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | AbaKD | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Visible | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | F0rb1dden | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1nther*JR | 300 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | AbaKD | 214 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Simmik | 164 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | KN4PII | 160 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | cr4x2y | 120 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mm.madsen | +2.94 | 77 | 46 |
| #2 | Merzo | +2.92 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | AbaKD | +2.68 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | W1nther*JR | +2.19 | 81 | 80 |
| #5 | Visible | +1.27 | 73 | 60 |





