








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 750 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1049 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2100 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,176 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poolyn | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | Briggan | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Fyre | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | cluwn | 43% | 102 |
| #5 | Arsani6622 | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Briggan | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | Fyre | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | cluwn | 43% | 102 |
| #5 | Arsani6622 | 38% | 48 |
| #6 | tfz | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cluwn | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | poolyn | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | tfz | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Fyre | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Arsani6622 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cluwn | 336 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | poolyn | 208 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Arsani6622 | 153 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | tfz | 100 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Briggan | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poolyn | +4.29 | 76 | 76 |
| #2 | Briggan | +3.83 | 80 | 77 |
| #3 | Fyre | +1.58 | 65 | 20 |
| #4 | cluwn | +1.09 | 65 | 69 |
| #5 | tfz | +0.67 | 75 | 61 |





