








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4247 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1195 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 4216 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2512 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,208 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ Sophie Elizabeth Foster ❤ | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | poolyn | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | Briggan | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | tfz | 50% | 101 |
| #5 | cluwn | 45% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Briggan | 52% | 50 |
| #4 | tfz | 50% | 101 |
| #5 | cluwn | 45% | 183 |
| #6 | Fyre | 43% | 81 |
| #7 | Plutoxb1j | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cluwn | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Fyre | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | tfz | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Plutoxb1j | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | poolyn | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cluwn | 609 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | tfz | 391 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Briggan | 189 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | poolyn | 126 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | ❤ Sophie Elizabeth Foster ❤ | 78 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Briggan | +2.69 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | ❤ Sophie Elizabeth Foster ❤ | +2.35 | 71 | 79 |
| #3 | poolyn | +1.98 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | Fyre | +0.18 | 62 | 20 |
| #5 | Arsani6622 | -0.01 | 53 | 73 |





