








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6558 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5747 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5410 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4700 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,132 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poolyn | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | Briggan | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | tfz | 48% | 71 |
| #4 | Arsani6622 | 45% | 183 |
| #5 | Plutoxb1j | 43% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Briggan | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | tfz | 48% | 71 |
| #4 | Arsani6622 | 45% | 183 |
| #5 | Plutoxb1j | 43% | 102 |
| #6 | Fyre | 40% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arsani6622 | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Plutoxb1j | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Fyre | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | tfz | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | poolyn | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arsani6622 | 748 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | tfz | 295 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | Briggan | 146 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | poolyn | 130 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Plutoxb1j | 75 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Briggan | +3.46 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | poolyn | +2.29 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | cluwn | +1.05 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | Fyre | +0.40 | 62 | 18 |
| #5 | Arsani6622 | -0.07 | 52 | 73 |





