








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2847 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4069 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4189 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3391 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,364,153 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miracle^ | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | ImSchou | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | Holm | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | -gofo | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | A Wild Junkie | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miracle^ | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | ImSchou | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | Holm | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | -gofo | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | A Wild Junkie | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImSchou | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Holm | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | A Wild Junkie | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | -gofo | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Miracle^ | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImSchou | 187 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | -gofo | 111 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Holm | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | A Wild Junkie | 67 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Miracle^ | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A Wild Junkie | +1.60 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | Miracle^ | +1.57 | 65 | 67 |
| #3 | -gofo | +1.39 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | ImSchou | +1.38 | 57 | 75 |
| #5 | Sly | -0.37 | 50 | 60 |





