








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 156 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,326 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 675 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1356 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2235 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2060 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,571,506 of utility $274 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0sER | 37 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | pain. | 22 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Der_eine | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | revo | 10 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Intrusion Detection System | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pain. | +2.23 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | L0sER | +1.68 | 90 | 58 |
| #3 | Vickerator | +1.53 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | revo | +0.74 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Negacy | +0.74 | 62 | 37 |





