








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1078 | 33% |
| Smokes | 635 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 962 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,746 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shadowman on the hill | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | OnlyScouts | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | Ashton | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | Ruttsu | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | ArmoredHarp | 49% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ArmoredHarp | 49% | 76 |
| #6 | solus | 48% | 113 |
| #7 | teretzion | 46% | 35 |
| #8 | Bune | 36% | 44 |
| #9 | CzarKel | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArmoredHarp | 27 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | solus | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | teretzion | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | OnlyScouts | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Ruttsu | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solus | 453 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | ArmoredHarp | 250 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ruttsu | 139 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | teretzion | 138 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ashton | 52 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ArmoredHarp | +6.10 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | solus | +3.55 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | Shadowman on the hill | +1.95 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | Ashton | +1.82 | 86 | 71 |
| #5 | Ruttsu | +0.16 | 73 | 59 |





