








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 824 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5399 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4890 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4227 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4012 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3489 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,069,044 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ocean | 48% | 31 |
| #8 | Diz1 der bot ツ | 46% | 24 |
| #9 | LoTTe | 44% | 108 |
| #10 | schoschy | 44% | 52 |
| #11 | hijo | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majo | 502 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | LoTTe | 257 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | schoschy | 229 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lazy | 224 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | Vossman | 218 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wasabi | +2.94 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | Lazy | +1.41 | 52 | 62 |
| #3 | Majo | +1.16 | 61 | 69 |
| #4 | Ocean | +0.90 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | Diz1 der bot ツ | -0.29 | 63 | 63 |





