








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2069 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 671 matches | ||
| Faceit | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10195 | 20% |
| Smokes | 14774 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 12928 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 14042 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,384,839 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 991 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoonix | 25 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Majo | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Neighbor | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | GroOT | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Lazy | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majo | 1734 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | Stoonix | 1059 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | ϟ rAiny | 481 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | Lazy | 431 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #5 | Austin P. | 258 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ϟ rAiny | +1.89 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | Lazy | +1.50 | 51 | 66 |
| #3 | Majo | +1.42 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Stoonix | +1.11 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | Jonas | +0.65 | 52 | 70 |





