








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 648 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7499 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8977 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5539 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7225 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,885,946 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 949 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PacoPantanos | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | Y4zur1 | 56% | 71 |
| #3 | Vort-x | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | Piiiiummmmm! | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | Legendario | 50% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Piiiiummmmm! | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | Legendario | 50% | 127 |
| #6 | ojoloco886 | 48% | 66 |
| #7 | garciç | 48% | 178 |
| #8 | Xefolin™ | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legendario | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | garciç | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Y4zur1 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Vort-x | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | PacoPantanos | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | garciç | 672 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | Legendario | 372 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Vort-x | 303 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | Y4zur1 | 198 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | ojoloco886 | 185 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ojoloco886 | +3.64 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | PacoPantanos | +3.33 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Vort-x | +1.72 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | garciç | +0.68 | 76 | 72 |
| #5 | Y4zur1 | -0.23 | 68 | 65 |





