








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 629 | 30% |
| Smokes | 312 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 791 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 376 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,507 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damn Daniel. | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | Rakker | 44% | 36 |
| #3 | Klekki Deli | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Myrtski | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | SandStraand | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rakker | 44% | 36 |
| #3 | Klekki Deli | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | Myrtski | 23% | 13 |
| #5 | SandStraand | 22% | 9 |
| #6 | Ballexander | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damn Daniel. | 10 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Myrtski | 10 | 0.0357 |
| #3 | Rakker | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | SandStraand | 3 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | Ballexander | 2 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damn Daniel. | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Myrtski | 43 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ballexander | 33 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rakker | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Klekki Deli | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Myrtski | +4.85 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | Martin real G | +1.52 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | Rakker | +1.50 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | Klekki Deli | -1.81 | 48 | 32 |
| #5 | Damn Daniel. | -2.67 | 37 | 40 |





