








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 906 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1160 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,003 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jk$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | sínon_ | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Stigmata | 39% | 76 |
| #5 | P0 | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jk$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | sínon_ | 44% | 39 |
| #3 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Stigmata | 39% | 76 |
| #5 | P0 | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stigmata | 22 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | 7 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | sínon_ | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | P0 | 5 | 0.0089 |
| #5 | Jk$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | 3 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stigmata | 164 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | P0 | 112 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | sínon_ | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | 71 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jk$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | +4.24 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | Jk$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ | +4.00 | 91 | 59 |
| #3 | Stigmata | +2.75 | 51 | 59 |
| #4 | sínon_ | -0.09 | 55 | 52 |
| #5 | P0 | -2.55 | 29 | 61 |





