








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1654 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1824 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2895 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,277 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZUBB[tw] | 69% | 68 |
| #2 | Kid_Gatilho | 69% | 74 |
| #3 | Elyte | 66% | 77 |
| #4 | pittsky | 64% | 86 |
| #5 | mozty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | 22 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Elyte | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | mozty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Kid_Gatilho | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | P0 | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pittsky | 527 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| #2 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | 274 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Elyte | 248 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | P0 | 164 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kid_Gatilho | 155 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pittsky | +3.42 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | Natsu - Allkeyshop | +2.94 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | Elyte | +0.97 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | Kid_Gatilho | +0.87 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | mozty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +0.79 | 43 | 64 |





