








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,238 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3573 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2429 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1960 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2276 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,885 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diddldylan | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | [AIM]BOTMcM #GrandmaSpeed | 67% | 72 |
| #3 | Maxim | 65% | 159 |
| #4 | lLukDreams | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | Drylith | 60% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maxim | 547 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Drylith | 357 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | [AIM]BOTMcM #GrandmaSpeed | 200 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | lLukDreams | 113 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Diddldylan | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diddldylan | +4.70 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Maxim | +4.64 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | E T Y | +1.89 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | Drylith | -0.86 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | [AIM]BOTMcM #GrandmaSpeed | -1.43 | 55 | 51 |





