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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2494 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2168 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3046 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,174 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E T Y | 67% | 72 |
| #2 | lLukDreams | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Maxim | 59% | 213 |
| #4 | Drylith | 59% | 75 |
| #5 | Diddldylan | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Diddldylan | 53% | 30 |
| #6 | Kebob | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | Wouti. | 36% | 28 |
| #8 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | 31% | 32 |
| #9 | Kat | 25% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drylith | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | E T Y | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Maxim | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Wouti. | 4 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maxim | 688 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | E T Y | 348 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | Drylith | 240 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | 97 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Diddldylan | 79 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maxim | +4.50 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Diddldylan | +3.66 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | Wouti. | +1.94 | 64 | 80 |
| #4 | xXx_Sexlord69_xXx | +1.75 | 88 | 70 |
| #5 | E T Y | +0.86 | 74 | 70 |





