








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1629 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1331 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1415 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,151 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SadPeepoJuicebox | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | ♡ | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | swoog | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Gearbox | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | Bad Booty Grapes | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gearbox | 114 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | lost id | 113 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | swoog | 62 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | SadPeepoJuicebox | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bad Booty Grapes | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | +3.09 | 88 | 43 |
| #2 | SadPeepoJuicebox | +2.89 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ Comet | +0.76 | 58 | 68 |
| #4 | Bad Booty Grapes | -0.02 | 37 | 65 |
| #5 | Gearbox | -0.55 | 47 | 60 |





