








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1385 | 37% |
| Smokes | 727 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 812 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 845 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,754 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✡ FiggMaestro ✡ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | V | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | skibidiXD | 52% | 106 |
| #4 | Slampers | 45% | 62 |
| #5 | ✞ SPOXY ✞ | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✞ SPOXY ✞ | 45% | 40 |
| #6 | SpRaY | 43% | 116 |
| #7 | Mr. Charles | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | Sveden | 30% | 10 |
| #9 | Lakrizz | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skibidiXD | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | SpRaY | 13 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Slampers | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Mr. Charles | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | Lakrizz | 3 | 0.0178 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpRaY | 366 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | skibidiXD | 225 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Slampers | 159 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ✞ SPOXY ✞ | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✡ FiggMaestro ✡ | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpRaY | +3.89 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | skibidiXD | +0.80 | 80 | 42 |
| #3 | V | +0.39 | 61 | 68 |
| #4 | hoax | +0.33 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | ✞ SPOXY ✞ | -0.13 | 70 | 56 |





