








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




166 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7457 | 44% |
| Smokes | 4612 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2439 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2589 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,214 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sveden | 62% | 133 |
| #2 | skibidiXD | 54% | 98 |
| #3 | monkey_man | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | ffffff | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | jamal | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slampers | 637 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | SpRaY | 253 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Sveden | 246 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | skibidiXD | 235 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | jamal | 139 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpRaY | +5.30 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | skibidiXD | +3.20 | 78 | 42 |
| #3 | ffffff | +2.98 | 52 | 18 |
| #4 | ✡ FiggMaestro ✡ | +1.32 | 44 | 50 |
| #5 | jamal | +1.27 | 64 | 57 |





