








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2240 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2455 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2176 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2129 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,007 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bατμτα ツ | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Ronildim bala tensa | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Broon | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | fff | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | HYOGA THE GOD | 53% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | fer | 53% | 38 |
| #8 | O kbcinha | 52% | 82 |
| #9 | Monteiro, a mira sinistra | 50% | 16 |
| #10 | AQUI PEGA VIU | 45% | 42 |
| #11 | FakNe | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | O kbcinha | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | AQUI PEGA VIU | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | HYOGA THE GOD | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | ZeLgi | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | bατμτα ツ | 4 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeLgi | 453 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | FakNe | 286 | 0.39 | 8 min |
| #3 | O kbcinha | 217 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | AQUI PEGA VIU | 202 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | HYOGA THE GOD | 159 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AQUI PEGA VIU | +1.74 | 64 | 63 |
| #2 | NeVeZz018 | +1.40 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | FakNe | +1.29 | 67 | 75 |
| #4 | Broon | +0.98 | 61 | 60 |
| #5 | Ronildim bala tensa | +0.55 | 84 | 64 |





