








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1330 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1133 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1278 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1274 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,003 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1098 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B R O L O X | 49% | 71 |
| #2 | Chesterfield | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | Wizerdo | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Camel_Double | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | PresidentMango | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Chesterfield | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | Wizerdo | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Camel_Double | 44% | 41 |
| #5 | PresidentMango | 35% | 17 |
| #6 | Gaming | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B R O L O X | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Camel_Double | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Chesterfield | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Wizerdo | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | PresidentMango | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B R O L O X | 172 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Chesterfield | 114 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Camel_Double | 76 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wizerdo | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | PresidentMango | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B R O L O X | +5.69 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | Gaming | +3.10 | 78 | 38 |
| #3 | Wizerdo | +1.93 | 60 | 47 |
| #4 | PieRios | +0.48 | 55 | 55 |
| #5 | Chesterfield | +0.36 | 52 | 62 |





