








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 23% |
| Smokes | 590 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 933 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 582 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,425 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 783 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dude son | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | simotron | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | repa | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | MrWong | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | omo | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PystykorvaPimppi | 46% | 13 |
| #8 | huzz whisperer | 46% | 127 |
| #9 | sagge :) | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | Pinppiruhtinas | 36% | 72 |
| #11 | tomas | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinppiruhtinas | 21 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | huzz whisperer | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | dude son | 13 | 0.0219 |
| #4 | repa | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | omo | 8 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | repa | 240 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | huzz whisperer | 203 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pinppiruhtinas | 200 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | omo | 120 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | tomas | 88 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | repa | +5.71 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | eetuoniso | +3.68 | 82 | 78 |
| #3 | Pinppiruhtinas | +1.54 | 84 | 53 |
| #4 | tomas | +1.44 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | röllinjuusto | -0.31 | 49 | 43 |





