








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5391 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3114 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2444 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2803 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,840 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ℤ𝕚𝕆𝕞 | 51% | 163 |
| #5 | PaiZ | 50% | 208 |
| #6 | korzonEQ | 50% | 183 |
| #7 | positive | 47% | 57 |
| #8 | VAC-OSA | 45% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℤ𝕚𝕆𝕞 | 17 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | PaiZ | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | fearless | 8 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | positive | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | korzonEQ | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VAC-OSA | 356 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | ℤ𝕚𝕆𝕞 | 238 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | fearless | 179 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | korzonEQ | 144 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | PaiZ | 141 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fearless | +3.11 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | positive | +2.65 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | ℤ𝕚𝕆𝕞 | +0.12 | 69 | 48 |
| #4 | FTA bully | +0.12 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | korzonEQ | -0.27 | 75 | 56 |





