








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 22% |
| Smokes | 686 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1109 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 860 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $408,531 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fushi | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | crw | 42% | 155 |
| #4 | Ghostt | 42% | 151 |
| #5 | Mad | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | crw | 42% | 155 |
| #4 | Ghostt | 42% | 151 |
| #5 | Mad | 40% | 57 |
| #6 | Honor | 40% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crw | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Ghostt | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Honor | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Mad | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crw | 225 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ghostt | 218 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Honor | 161 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 88 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fushi | 80 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | +2.27 | 85 | 39 |
| #2 | Ghostt | +0.36 | 76 | 50 |
| #3 | Honor | -0.01 | 83 | 48 |
| #4 | crw | -0.75 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | Mad | -1.61 | 71 | 59 |





