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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 794 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2110 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1606 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 768 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,282 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fushi | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Ghostt | 43% | 185 |
| #4 | Bork | 42% | 155 |
| #5 | Mad | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Ghostt | 43% | 185 |
| #4 | Bork | 42% | 155 |
| #5 | Mad | 41% | 59 |
| #6 | Honor | 39% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghostt | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Bork | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Honor | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Mad | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghostt | 282 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Bork | 268 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Honor | 193 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 108 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fushi | 74 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | +1.10 | 80 | 42 |
| #2 | Ghostt | +0.54 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Honor | -0.19 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | crw | -0.64 | 77 | 44 |
| #5 | Fushi | -1.39 | 88 | 63 |





