








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 708 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1096 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 578 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,869 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EniTs | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | KayronComeback | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Stine | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | xIZUMI | 44% | 94 |
| #5 | mulow | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stine | 234 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #2 | xIZUMI | 213 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | achille.grognet | 80 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | mulow | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | EniTs | 33 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EniTs | +7.40 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Stine | +6.98 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | rAYY | +3.41 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | KayronComeback | +3.33 | 70 | 37 |
| #5 | xIZUMI | +2.74 | 67 | 58 |





