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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 184 | 30% |
| Smokes | 72 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 202 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 154 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,125 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bamsefar | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | jimmy reyv | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Símun á Høvdanum | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Arni | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Apok | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Símun á Høvdanum | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Arni | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Apok | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | gugga03 | 33% | 6 |
| #7 | J.k.J | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gugga03 | 22 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Arni | 21 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | jimmy reyv | 16 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Apok | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Símun á Høvdanum | 10 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmy reyv | +2.12 | 41 | 53 |
| #2 | gugga03 | +2.04 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | Arni | +0.82 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | Símun á Høvdanum | +0.17 | 57 | 57 |
| #5 | Bamsefar | +0.14 | 36 | 45 |





