








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 251 | 21% |
| Smokes | 351 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 282 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 296 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $373,588 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkrtNeglHann | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Jr. | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Sle1n™ | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Arni | 43% | 28 |
| #5 | gugga03 | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | gugga03 | 38% | 29 |
| #6 | jimmy reyv | 38% | 16 |
| #7 | Saad Ibn Abdelaziz Ibn Ali | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | extracurry | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | J.k.J | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gugga03 | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Sle1n™ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | jimmy reyv | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sle1n™ | 113 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | gugga03 | 107 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jr. | 99 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Arni | 59 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | jimmy reyv | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gugga03 | +2.00 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | jimmy reyv | +1.28 | 51 | 58 |
| #3 | SkrtNeglHann | +1.11 | 75 | 71 |
| #4 | Sle1n™ | +0.69 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | Jr. | +0.14 | 73 | 73 |





