








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 213 matches | ||
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2060 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2183 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3490 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,745,197 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 553 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | At0MiK | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | Clown | 55% | 136 |
| #3 | Ave Maria | 53% | 87 |
| #4 | allu-2000 | 52% | 75 |
| #5 | 𝘦𝘴𝘮𝘰 | 49% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘦𝘴𝘮𝘰 | 48 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | LeeBens | 17 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | Dogg | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Clown | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Ave Maria | 10 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clown | 707 | 0.24 | 23 min |
| #2 | 𝘦𝘴𝘮𝘰 | 413 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dogg | 367 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | allu-2000 | 304 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ave Maria | 265 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ave Maria | +2.60 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | KUSILUIKKu | +1.67 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | R1kzA | +1.30 | 58 | 54 |
| #4 | Clown | +0.95 | 61 | 88 |
| #5 | Dogg | -0.03 | 73 | 75 |





