








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 498 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10870 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7819 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8364 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7509 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,351,086 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1086 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =(TONZA)= | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | R1kzA | 55% | 136 |
| #3 | allu-2000 | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | jakeyy | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | At0MiK | 49% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | R1kzA | 55% | 136 |
| #3 | allu-2000 | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | jakeyy | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | At0MiK | 49% | 212 |
| #6 | Dogg | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1kzA | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | At0MiK | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | =(TONZA)= | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | allu-2000 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | jakeyy | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | At0MiK | 593 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | allu-2000 | 296 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | jakeyy | 262 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | R1kzA | 245 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | =(TONZA)= | 169 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clown | +1.58 | 65 | 83 |
| #2 | R1kzA | +0.06 | 52 | 56 |
| #3 | At0MiK | -0.50 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | jakeyy | -0.72 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Dogg | -0.89 | 63 | 74 |





