








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2913 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2411 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1818 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1659 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,737 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R1kzA | 25 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | KUSILUIKKu | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | LeeBens | 7 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Clown | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | allu-2000 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUSILUIKKu | 332 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | allu-2000 | 312 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | R1kzA | 161 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Clown | 160 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | LeeBens | 110 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ave Maria | +5.00 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | KUSILUIKKu | +3.91 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Clown | +1.18 | 52 | 83 |
| #4 | Dogg | +0.18 | 70 | 74 |
| #5 | R1kzA | +0.09 | 50 | 54 |





