








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1926 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2028 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1736 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1705 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,143,319 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tu0v1n3n | 52% | 203 |
| #2 | Patukkkq | 47% | 154 |
| #3 | Perseenreikä | 47% | 85 |
| #4 | DonTami | 47% | 116 |
| #5 | Flex | 45% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | DonTami | 47% | 116 |
| #5 | Flex | 45% | 105 |
| #6 | misso | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | vade | 33% | 55 |
| #8 | kawaii | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flex | 13 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Tu0v1n3n | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Patukkkq | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Perseenreikä | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | DonTami | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patukkkq | 590 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Flex | 572 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | Perseenreikä | 327 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Tu0v1n3n | 296 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | DonTami | 291 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perseenreikä | +4.22 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | misso | +3.85 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | Tu0v1n3n | +0.44 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | Flex | +0.26 | 55 | 57 |
| #5 | Patukkkq | +0.10 | 48 | 53 |





