








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3901 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3745 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3713 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2316 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,716 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patukkkq | 47% | 62 |
| #2 | Kahen litran oohoocee | 47% | 116 |
| #3 | Tu0v1n3n | 46% | 127 |
| #4 | vade | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | Perseenreikä | 39% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kahen litran oohoocee | 47% | 116 |
| #3 | Tu0v1n3n | 46% | 127 |
| #4 | vade | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | Perseenreikä | 39% | 67 |
| #6 | Flex | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flex | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Tu0v1n3n | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Kahen litran oohoocee | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Perseenreikä | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Patukkkq | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flex | 365 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kahen litran oohoocee | 289 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Patukkkq | 257 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Perseenreikä | 242 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Tu0v1n3n | 178 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perseenreikä | +3.49 | 81 | 76 |
| #2 | Tu0v1n3n | -0.37 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | DonTami | -0.43 | 35 | 62 |
| #4 | Flex | -0.49 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | Patukkkq | -1.00 | 48 | 57 |





