








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2361 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1972 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2101 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2175 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1963 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,024 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | razzsu | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | gosu | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | lejandary | 67% | 72 |
| #4 | sunny | 66% | 32 |
| #5 | A.ToNY | 65% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lejandary | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | sunny | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | droo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | bighead | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Ewok Assassin | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunny | +3.97 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | b. | +2.27 | 83 | 75 |
| #3 | razzsu | +2.27 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | lejandary | +2.23 | 69 | 88 |
| #5 | b i Z z Z y | +2.14 | 59 | 69 |





