








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6267 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4596 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3766 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4396 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,341 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twan | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | gosu | 68% | 53 |
| #3 | Sữa ĐáĐĐỳ | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | Big Bro | 58% | 65 |
| #5 | sirhcL | 58% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | lejandary | 58% | 187 |
| #7 | b i Z z Z y | 57% | 240 |
| #8 | benh | 55% | 136 |
| #9 | A.ToNY | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | umbrz | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lejandary | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | b i Z z Z y | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | sirhcL | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | benh | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Sữa ĐáĐĐỳ | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lejandary | 1469 | 0.36 | 46 min |
| #2 | b i Z z Z y | 780 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #3 | sirhcL | 470 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #4 | benh | 367 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Big Bro | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sữa ĐáĐĐỳ | +3.00 | 63 | 66 |
| #2 | b i Z z Z y | +2.17 | 60 | 70 |
| #3 | lejandary | +1.68 | 63 | 87 |
| #4 | benh | +0.68 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | Twan | +0.31 | 75 | 66 |





