








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
75 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 98 | 40% |
| Smokes | 18 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 65 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 66 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $45,300 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleeus | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Sloths | 35% | 17 |
| #3 | Vonツ | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | RSolo | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | Dylan Meta | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleeus | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Sloths | 35% | 17 |
| #3 | Vonツ | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | RSolo | 33% | 18 |
| #5 | Dylan Meta | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RSolo | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Vonツ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylan Meta | 61 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sloths | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | RSolo | 27 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vonツ | 27 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bleeus | 6 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bleeus | +3.25 | 70 | 76 |
| #2 | Sloths | +3.10 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | Vonツ | +1.48 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | RSolo | -1.16 | 71 | 31 |
| #5 | Dylan Meta | -2.07 | 58 | 55 |





